Pimp
Pagethe famous CCCCC
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Here they are, a selection of freshly picked agencies and job search engines, your passport to a satisfying career in Cool:Poser Computer Contracting.
If you are a pimp and you want to get listed on this page, then mail us details of your website. If you haven't got a website, then, well honestly, you're clearly in the wrong business... and don't go passing us off with the URLs of entries in dodgy online directories, either.
Pimp List
Table Hints: You can filter the table for Pimps or Seach Engines, search for
a string, click on a column's header to sort it, and hit the reset button to
return everything to normal. All web links are hot.
Can't see any table? Sometimes the applet won't load over a
very slow connection or firewall. Any other problems, please let
us know
Referral
Fees
One of the more amusing ways of making easy money is to consign your gullible colleagues into the ravening clutches of equally gullible pimps, and, if they are really your friends, splitting the finder's fee with them. We think that this shady but lucrative activity should be brought out into the open, so here we publish for all to see all the referral fee practices that we are aware of. If you are a pimp, a sure way of getting free advertising is to mail us with details of a suitably exorbitant bribe that ensures that you will reach the top of the list and get prime referrals flooding in. The future of your company is no more than a click away...
PCCS: It's hard to tell where in the
list to put these guys, so they're at the top because they're so innovative.
You get at least USD 2 per hour billed by your referee... for
as long as they're employed by PCCS. Wow! Well done.
Canam Software: USD
2000 for every referral,1000 upfront plus 1000 in 3 months.
CorTechs: USD 2000 for every referral
Enabling Technologies: USD 1500 per
referral
TRS Staffing Solutions: USD 1000
per referral
BIG plc: GBP 500. Not bad,
chaps. This is the best rate in the UK
Companion IT Services: EUR 500 per
referral and a framed and signed photo of the entire staff
Nesco Group: Embarassed by their previous
low position, they have doubled their offering to GBP 300. Hurrah!
Computer Consutants International: USD
500 per referral
It should be noted that there has been some confusion surrounding the term
'referral'. Unfortunately, sending an email to all the agencies with the names
of all the members of the CCCCC does not qualify for a payment of 2000 dollars
per name per agency (a windfall of approximately 10 million dollars). We know,
we tried it. Contact the agencies themselves - not us! - to find out what
their restrictions are.
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